WHAT’S THE BEST THING ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH?
Their sense of humour
WHAT PROFESSION, OTHER THAN YOUR OWN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ATTEMPT?
WHAT WORD/NOISE DO YOU HATE?
Someone slurping soup. That’s a bad noise.
WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The theme tune from ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’
A PERFECT DAY IS
I wake mid-morning as the sunlight busts through the window. I stroll down the stairs of my mansion overlooking pacific coast which backs onto a golden beach and turquoise sea. I eat a light breakfast and amble to the garage and climb inside my Aston Martin DB5 and take a drive round a windy country road. I return home in time for Liverpool v Man United, which Liverpool win with an embarrassing degree of ease. I then eat a home cooked roast dinner with three types of potato and have a light snooze for approximately 45 minutes. I retire to my home cinema with built in popcorn maker and watch a film. Probably a comedy.
CERTIFICATIONS AND ACHIEVEMENTS
Marketing Qualifications. Outstanding Achievement In The Field of Excellence certificate. Once saved a fish’s life.
I ONLY DANCE TO
Music that is accompanied by too much alcohol.
Super Noodles, dry cereal and potatoes
Anything other than tequila.
FAVOURITE PRODUCT WE SELL AND WHY?
Wilma. Easy set-up, big results and it reminds me of ‘The Flintstones’.