Craig HollandBrand Marketing Manager

WHAT’S THE BEST THING ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH?

Their sense of humour

WHAT PROFESSION, OTHER THAN YOUR OWN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ATTEMPT?

Pilot

WHAT WORD/NOISE DO YOU HATE?

Someone slurping soup. That’s a bad noise.

WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

The theme tune from ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’

A PERFECT DAY IS

I wake mid-morning as the sunlight busts through the window. I stroll down the stairs of my mansion overlooking pacific coast which backs onto a golden beach and turquoise sea.
I eat a light breakfast and amble to the garage and climb inside my Aston Martin DB5 and take a drive round a windy country road. I return home in time for Liverpool v Man United, which Liverpool win with an embarrassing degree of ease. 
I then eat a home cooked roast dinner with three types of potato and have a light snooze for approximately 45 minutes.
I retire to my home cinema with built in popcorn maker and watch a film. Probably a comedy.

CERTIFICATIONS AND ACHIEVEMENTS

Marketing Qualifications. 
Outstanding Achievement In The Field of Excellence certificate. Once saved a fish's life.

I ONLY DANCE TO


Music that is accompanied by too much alcohol.

I EAT


Super Noodles, dry cereal and potatoes

I DRINK


Anything other than tequila.

FAVOURITE PRODUCT WE SELL AND WHY?


Wilma. Easy set-up, big results and it reminds me of ‘The Flintstones’.